Saturday, January 27, 2024

ALL MY DEAD CHILDREN

ALL MY CHILDREN
1970-2011 ABC

ALL MY DEAD CHILDREN
Stop! #8, c. 1984
w & a: John Holmstrom

Stop! was a free black and white newsprint, and later slick magazine from a bunch of New York cartoonists, some of whom were part of the original wave of punk and later went on to publications such as Weirdo and High Times. Unlike other parodies of daytime soaps that made fun of the genre in general, this seemed to be mock specific actors and plotlines. Most of the contributors to Stop made cameo appearances, and are credited at the end, though I didn't tag everyone.

The show took place in Pine Valley, PA. Since many episodes only aired once, I've tried my best to get information on them, including what was given to me by humor magazine fan Chris Ekman.

Characters here are Palmer Cortlandt (James Mitchell) and his attorney Steve Jacobi (Dack Rambo). Palmer's daughter is Nina Cortlandt (Taylor Miller). She was married to Dr. Cliff Warner (Peter Bergman) who left him for Devon McFadden (Tricia Pursley)
Jenny Gardner (Kim Delaney) was killed, leaving Greg Nelson (Laurence Lau) a widower, and before that was engaged to Tony Barclay (Brant Barrett). Devon nearly had an affair with Lynn Carson .

The man in the bottom middle panel is drawn by J. D. King.
The breakout star was Suan Lucci, who as Erica Kane, made news outside the soap world (soap bubble?) for having been on the show since the beginning and never won an Emmy. Mike Roy (Nicholas Surovy) was one of her many husbands. Tad Martin (Michael E. Knight) had an affair with Liza Colby (Marcy Walker).

Some of the art on this page is by King, Drew Friedman, Peter Bagge, and Ken Weiner.
Daisy Cortlandt (Gillian Spencer) was presumed dead but returned to reconnect with her daughter as Monique Jonvil. Lars Bogard was the father of Kent Bogard, someone who was killed by Erica Kane. Harold Loomis (Thomas Sminkey) was a lover of Brooke English (Julia Barr), who was married to Tom Cudahy (Richard Shoberg). Langley Wallingford (Louis Edmonds) was married to Phoebe Tyler (Ruth Warrick), Grandmother-in-law of Donna Beck (Candice Earley).
Donna was married to Chuck Tyler (Richard Van Vleet). Opal Gardner ran the boutique.

The EPT commercial was drawn by Ken Weiner.
Jessie Hubbard (Darnell Williams) was the town chief of police. Alfred Vanderpool (Bill Timoney) was a banker and Ray Gardner (Gil Rogers) came back from the dead.
ALL MY BRATS
Barf #3, September 1990
w: Todd Loren
a: Dave Garcia

Concentrates on the marriage of Adam Chandler (David Canary) to Erica Kane and how everybody's been on the show so long they're old.
Jackson Montgomery (Walt Willey)

1 comment:

  1. The bit with Donna and the doll was another real storyline. After her baby was killed in a house fire, she had a psychotic break and refused to believe it was dead.

    Dorothy Lyman (who played Opal Gardner) did quit the show, though maybe not in the huffy way portrayed here. She had become a regular on Mama's Family, and did both shows for a while until the AMC producers demanded that she choose one or the other.

    One very minor correction: I think 'Mrs. Colbycheese' isn't Liza Colby, but her mother Marion (Jennifer Bassey), who Tad Martin also had a fling with. But looking up old soap opera plots has made my head spin, so I could easily be wrong.

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